#Eli x moros

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Moros: Oh...about the together part......I definitely need some thinking time

Also Moros: Anyway Eli wHen wE eLOpE

Eli: ??? Wha...didn't you say you needed tim-

Moros: HELLO??? You proposed to me??? No taking backsies!

Eli: I-

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Mich macht die ganze Eli x Moros so traurig.

Ich hätte wissen sollen dass es nicht wirklich canon wird aber die Situation gerade ist einfach so shitty. Ich war so emotionally invested in das shipping aber er wollte sie nie.

Jeder Song in meiner Eli x moros playlist sollte eigentlich zu Sweet sein, weil er will sie. Und ich kann mich noch nicht einmal selbst blamen weil ich wusste es ja nicht.

Aber jetzt habe ich nicht nir das Gefühl dass ich ein Fool bin es jemals geshippt zu haben, ich fühle mich auch so als ob es niemand jemals ernst genommen hat.

Und ich hasse es weil das Queen Ende ist so geil, aber wenn es wirklich nur um Sweet geht will ich Moros eigentlich nur in die Eier kicken und auf sein Grab tanzen

Ich hasse es.

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Moros' and Elis sex life be like

Eli: I'm depressed, numb and bored. Please do something utterly freaky to me.

Moros: 😍😍🥰🥰🥰

Eli: ...That DOESN'T kill me or break any of my bones

Moros: 😮‍💨 ok...

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Don't wanna be that person but calling somoene by "miss" instead of their actual first name, even though you are armored witg the person, is kinda giving sub vibes.

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I genuinely think Moros is scared of Eli at times, but not in the "Oh no what will she do to me" way and more in the

"Fuck she's going to violently rip out my heart, eat it, slowly twist my insides with a knife and then spit on my corpse to never reach out me ever again because I never matters to her anyway"

Way

I know that's in the lane of relationship anxiety but also let's not forget girlypop killed her husband. 😐

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Die größte Frage die noch geklärt werden muss:

Wie macht man mit Moros rum...? Er hat keine Lippen im klassischen Sinne....ich brauche eine detaillierte Beschreibung.....

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Ich: Eli und Moros sind gerade objektiv gesünder als Eli und Lucas...

Viper: Lass das nicht Lucas hören.

Ich: Aber es stimmt.

Viper: ...Lass das nicht Lucas-

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Moros be like

Eli: What about the sun to grow food? I don't want to starve to death.

Moros: I could feed you. I could feed and provide for you single headenly

Eli: Man, Lucas has this mafia buinssess, it's quiet a big deal-

Moros: Well it's not THAT big. It's QUITW BELOW AVRAGE

Eli: Oh but what will I do if I don't have nightshade anymore-

Moros: Toxic mushrooms. There are so many toxic mushrooms.

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Yes you may be freaky but Eli is a puppet fucker 😐

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If I may......?

Moros' last words in the last Hivemind campaign was

"I love you darling, bye!"

...... HOW? HOW DID I DO THAT??

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Eli: Ah...the eclipse is concerning...I mean you still need sun to grow foo-

Moros: Umm what? No?? There are so many mushrooms under the ground?? They can feed you ✨️✨️✨️

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Ah.

Now I get it. Orginally this should have been a classic "eldritch horror being converts a mortal woman"

But I accidentally turned it into a "mortal woman converts eldritch horror"

....oops. Sorry...... I didn't mean to converts to eldritch horror being.....I was just...nice to them and and showed genuine interest......ooops

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Moros hat schon ein bisschen mit Eli in campaign 5 gespielt....

Ach komm was heißt hier "ein bisschen" er hat mit ihr gespielt. Punkt.

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SEE??! YOU JUST NEEDED TO RIZZ THE MADNESS GOD FOR 2 YEARS (out of game) AND GO INTO A WAR TOWN AND ALMSOST DIE FOR THEM TO REALIIZE THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO WAIT ANY LONGER BECAUSE

That was EASY

HahhaHAGAHAHHAH (send help)

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Sweet: Ah Eli...you really should not fuck Moros.

Eli: What about the husband I murderd?

Sweet: Oh no he's fine.

Eli: ...

Sweet: Yeah no, that's something completely different.

Eli: ................Sure

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That

"You're the only one who saw me"

From Moros still halls in the back of my mind because wtf have I, as Eli, done SO RIGHT and subsequently so WRONG that the GOD OF MANDESS says this about me 💀